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All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From A Snowman – Funny Bone

All I need to know about life I learned from a snowman:

It’s okay if you’re a little bottom-heavy.

Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.

Wearing white is always appropriate.

Winter is the best of the four seasons.

It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.

There’s nothing better than a foul-weather friend.

The key to life is to be a jolly, happy soul.

We’re all made up of mostly water.

You know you’ve made it when they write a song about you.

Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!

Avoid yellow snow.

Don’t get too much sun.

Don’t be embarrassed when you can’t look down and see your feet.

It’s fun to hang out in your front yard.

There’s no stopping you once you’re on a roll.

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