Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale…
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Tongue Twisters For The Record Book
We’ve been having some fun around the house these days. See if these get to you too! Try to say…
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Children Are Quick
TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your…
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The Texan And The Irishman
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I…
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The Quickest Way To Cork
Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork. Paddy says, “Are you on foot or…
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Funny Bone
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells…
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The Irishman And The Parking Space
An Irishman was flustered not being able to find a parking space in a large mall’s parking lot. “Lord,” he…
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Choices
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or twist?”
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