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Funny Bone – Oct 2015

Very Punny!

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway.”

A bicycle can’t stand alone; it’s two-tired.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

If you don’t pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

The Million-Dollar Question for God

A poor man walking in the forest feels close enough to God to ask, “God, what is a million years to you?”

God replies, “My son, a million years to you is like a second to me.”

The man asks, “God, what is a million dollars to you?”

God replies, “My son, a million dollars to you is less than a penny to me. It means almost nothing to me.”

The man asks, “So God, can I have a million dollars?”

And God replies, “In a second.”

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