funny bone

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I…

Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork. Paddy says, “Are you on foot or…

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells…

An Irishman was flustered not being able to find a parking space in a large mall’s parking lot. “Lord,” he…

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or twist?”

A guy walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder. “What do you call that?” asks the bartender….

All I need to know about life I learned from a snowman: It’s okay if you’re a little bottom-heavy. Hold…